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FUN AND INFORMATION
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY - WITH A FEW LAUGHS ALONG THE WAY!
Click on the links below to take you directly to each section
Links to Websites with Games & Fun
NEW - Shark-Finning in Ecuador (this will affect Galapagos!)
(the annual marketing association dive convention)
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Equipment Maintenance Hints -- Don't miss these hints and tips!
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More Scuba Games (the puzzles are fun!) Sherman's Lagoon - daily comic Click on related links tab at the left to visit other dive related websites
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently! The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected the expected? When the going gets tough, everyone leaves! People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. (Mark Twain) There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know. Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps. Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
* * * * * * * * * Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
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Finally -- error messages that I understand!!!!!
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Good News on Disney and Shark's Fin Soup Link to archived jokes, stories and thoughts!
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This link is to a letter I received last year, there are graphic images below the letter. Although the Galapagos are protected, the shark-finning which is now allowed right up to the protected area of the Galapagos WILL unfortunately impact the variety and abundance of the undersea life in the Galapagos archipelago – not just the sharks, which have already been hit hard, but all the other sea life in the chain. For updated info - go to http://www.stopsharkfinning.net/news.htm
See also the link above to Shark Information.
Letter - Shark Finning in the Galapagos
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Happy Diving!
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